Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Chris Matthews Is Unstuck in Time!

Listen: Chris Matthews has become unstuck in time. Last week he flickered through the years like a fourth-dimensional Forrest Gump - defending "states' rights" over civil liberties like a plantation owner, describing lawbreaking as "the President's job" with a Future Dictator's doublespeak, and standing up for sleazy politicos as if he were Warren G. Harding's personal secretary.

 
Matthews is an idiot in the first degree.
 
The Reason? In order to ever learn anything one must shut ones ever-flapping mouth and open one's ears.
 
Matthews is not worth watching.

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