At years end, heres a question worth pondering.
Self-styled conservative Republicans dominate Washington. They currently control the White House and both houses of Congress. With the Samuel Alito nomination pending, theyve got a good chance of turning the U. S. Supreme Court into a veritable right-wing star chamber. So how come they and their media enablers are acting like such soreheads and crybabies lately ? Witness the so-called war on Christmas. This imaginary struggle was largely dreamed-up by FOX News personalities Bill OReilly and John Gibson. The subtitle of Gibsons book gives the game away : How the Liberal Plot to Ban the Sacred Christian Holiday Is Worse Than You Thought. For conservatives of Gibsons ilk, the word liberal now means approximately what Jew Communist once meant to the Ku Klux Klan. But hold that thought. I was too busy posing disobedient basset hounds for their Santa Claus photo shoot to actually read the fool thing. But as near as I could tell, the most insidious liberal weapon against Christmas consists of substituting godless slogans like Happy holidays for Merry Christmas.
Never mind that holiday derives from Holy Day, in the same way Christmas does Christs Mass. (Or even that the White House Christmas card read Happy Holidays. ) Its no longer enough to wish these knuckleheads health and happiness. Failure to actively acknowledge the superiority of Christianity to rival faiths is deemed blasphemy.
Never mind, for that matter, that according to the Catholic liturgical calendar that OReilly, the chief FOX News theologian, professes to revere, what he calls the Christmas season is actually Advent. What were witnessing is the mainstreaming of paranoid persecution fantasies that used to be the provenance of fringe outfits like the John Birch Society and the Klan.
As Michelle Goldberg pointed out on salon. com, the war on Christmas theme made its first appearance in Henry Fords 1921 anti-Semitic classic, The International Jew. The seeming irony of its now being peddled by Irish Catholics like OReilly, Sean Hannity and Pat Buchanan (Birchers and Klansmen feared the pope, too ) isnt entirely new. The notoriously anti-Semitic radio priest, Father Charles Coughlin, peddled the same poisonous line during the Thirties and Forties.
In a modest triumph of political repackaging, crimes once held to be exclusively Jewishimpiousness, disloyalty, cosmopolititanism, physical cowardice, sexual license, communism, etc. are now held to be liberal. Maybe its even progress of a kind, because as Jewish friends are quick to observe, liberalisms a voluntary state of mind, while the anti-Semitic undertones never go away.
In a nutshell, its the politics of fear. Authoritarian Catholics and fundamentalist divines of the Jerry Falwell / Pat Robertson / James Dobson persuasion now sing from the same hymnal. See, its not enough to be tolerant ; anything but wholehearted agreement constitutes an attack on their faith. When I encounter that kind of frantic certitude, I figure its not me theyre working so hard to persuade.
All that I get. As I say, its an old story. The classic historical study of the subject is Richard Hofstadters The Paranoid Style in American Politics. What I cannot understand, however, is how the Bush White House appears to have succeeded in turning so many once-proud Americans into little whiny crybabies seemingly willing to abandon their constitutional freedoms in the name of the war on terror.
From the rise of Barry Goldwater onward, all weve heard from the American right is how we need to get government off our backs ; how the scariest words in the language are Im from the government, and Im here to help you ; and how we need to wean ourselves from the government tit and strive to be rugged individualists like Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush.
Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, currently under indictment, once called agents of the Environmental Protection Agency the Gestapo of government and a bunch of jack-booted thugs. Then came 9 / 11, and what happened ? My man Digby (digbysblog. blogspot. com ) may have put it best : Suddenly the he-men of Wal-Mart and the NRA leaped into Big Brothers arms and shrieked save me, save me ! Do whatever you have to do, theyre trying to kill us all ! They now look to Daddy Government... to check under the bed for them every night, reassure them that the boogeyman wont hurt them and then read them a nice bedtime story about spreading freedom and democracy. It turns out that underneath all this swaggering bravado, the Republicans arent the Daddy partytheyre the baby party. Constitution ? We dont need no stinkin constitution. Our dear leader, George W. Bushthe same guy who went fishing after somebody read him a Daily Briefing titled bin Laden Determined to Strike in U. S. is the only guarantee we need to protect our freedoms. Just this morning, I had an e-mail from a Bush supporter who assured me that if I have nothing to hide, I have nothing to fear. Thanks, comrade. Now I feel much better.
Free-lance columnist Gene Lyons is a Little Rock author and recipient of the National Magazine Award.
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