SHIITES DEMAND BUSH'S RESIGNATION: CLAIM HE'S CONTROLLED BY RELIGIOUS FANATICS

O.K., time for a little fun; a laugh or two, for the good of our mental health.

The Satirical Political Report - An Offbeat Look at the Hot-Button Issues of the Day � SHIITES DEMAND BUSH�S RESIGNATION: CLAIM HE�S CONTROLLED BY RELIGIOUS FANATICS: "In a dramatic turn of events, the warring Shiite factions in Iraq have temporarily 'buried the hatchet,' and banded together to demand that George W. Bush immediately resign as President of the United States.
First and foremost, the Shiite leaders expressed concern that Bush was controlled by radical religious leaders such as Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell, which cast serious doubt on Bush's ability to lead a democratic, pluralistic and secular society.

Abdul el-Insane-i, a spokesman for the new Shiite coalition, said that the last straw was the Bush Administration's hostility to science and evolution: 'I mean, I'm as religious as the next guy, but dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden? C'mon, even Tony Soprano knows that's bullshit.' "