Monday, May 01, 2006

The GOP: A Field Guide (A laugh riot)

TygrBright's Journal - The GOP: A Field Guide:

"Genus: Politiciae troglodyticus, common name 'GOPpie'

Four distinct species, described below. The American genus is distributed widely throughout the continent, especially in the South and West Central regions. Extremely hardy and robust, populations occasionally increase to nuisance levels, degrading habitat and overwhelming other native Politiciae as well as Apoliticus apathiphilius. Although species differ markedly in many respects, all species and subspecies can be identified by the extremity of their distrust of any information that conflicts with a fantasy worldview specific to each species."

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