Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Don't bag a Republican; they're too hard to clean

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

You've got to wonder how a major world leader like Dick Cheney could mistake a Republican lawyer for a game bird.

On Saturday, the vice president accidentally shot wealthy Austin attorney Harry Whittington as they hunted quail on a ranch in South Texas. Whittington, 78, who got peppered in the face with birdshot, is recovering and joking about it. He must be a tough old bird.

 
Actually, NO, we don't wonder. He also mistook Saddam for a grave and gathering threat (whatever-the-hell that means).

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