Is Osama bin Laden running DHS?

Another, in a long list of reasons why we don't believe the Bush administration expects another terrorist attack on American soil.

Unless the need one, of course.

D.C. at Low Risk Of Attack, Says Federal Agency:

"The Department of Homeland Security has ranked the District in a low-risk category of terrorist attack or catastrophe, putting it in the bottom 25 percent of U.S. states and territories, as part of a decision that will cost the city millions in anti-terror funds, according to city and federal officials.

The news came as irate officials from New York and Washington demanded explanations for why the department slashed funds in a separate urban anti-terrorism program by 40 percent for the metropolitan areas hit hardest by the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks."