Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Armageddon

It looks like Bushistes, or NeoCons more likely, may very well behind the latest hell in the Middle east, in an attempt to ramp up the conflict until someone does something very, very stupid.

The military is opposed to war with Iran. Could be, Israel's role is to start something we will, seemingly, have no choice but to finish.

I said, seemingly. We do have a choice. We can say, sorry, we are a bit busy at the monent, you are on your own.

The Raw Story Armageddon:

What would happen if, for whatever reason, Iran sank a couple of American warships? George Bush would find another megaphone and another telegenic pile of bubble to stand on. The Andrew Sullivans and Thomas Friedmans of the world would drag their laptops and their Huggies with then as they dive under their beds, and again write trembling jibberish praising their Savior in Chief. And millions who only recently wandered out of Camp Jingo would scurry back in mortal fear.

The cowed millions would demand action, and action they would get. Bush would round up his nuclear posse and unleash an unprecedented retaliation. Iran would glow for millennia with the radiation of a thousand nuclear warheads in the first all-out nuclear strike in history. Millions of Iranians, or perhaps tens of millions, would die. And Red State America would cheer. Bush's poll numbers would regain their former heights, and talk of censure and Valerie Plame and Katrina would dissolve into the radioactive haze that would blanket the planet.

The civil war in Iraq would probably subside. Or perhaps we would withdraw regardless, having made a superseding, definitive statement of Texas testosterone. Either way, an Administration currently besieged on all sides would again ride high.

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