Thursday, May 24, 2007

Cheney Is On D.C. Madam's List!

Where are all the TeeVee newscaster who were so obsessed with the Clenis?

Huge thanks to Wonkette for following this most interesting tale of Gooper hypocrisy.

No thanks, for the image that has been forever seared into my poor aching head.

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Cheney Totally On DC Madam's Phone List

What else could anyone conclude from this bit of weirdness, in today’s Roll Call:

Vice President Cheney isn’t not on the phone records of the alleged D.C. Madam, who is accused of running a high-price call-girl ring in Washington, the accused madam’s lawyer said on Tuesday.

Hey, Brian Ross! This is Wonkette, calling you on your prop phone. Why won’t you report that Cheney is the “former CEO” in McLean who’s on the DC Madam’s list?
We suspect the reason is that some bigshot at ABC/Disney is also on the list. Come clean, Mickey, just come clean. Just do a tearful admission on World News Tonight and maybe a Teen People cover story, and all is forgiven!

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....And The Truth Shall Set Us Free

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