Friday, August 11, 2006
The Rude Pundit
As always with the Rude One, no comment neccesary
The Rude Pundit:
Pro-War Politicians Have Written a Check Their Asses Can't Cash, Part 3 - Wherein We Witness the Implosion of the Right Wing:
Pro-war conservatives have become the guys with tiny dicks who feel the need to compensate in some other way. You know the type: generally, you will know them by their accessories - the black Hummer, the diamond-studded grill, the big wad of cash. Anything shiny or expensive to take the focus off their shame over their wee peckers. It's a pretty damn strong rule: the bigger the bling, the smaller the cock. If you happen to pick up someone at the bar, well, the truth will be revealed soon enough. (And do not worry, dear small-phallused readers; this is only a condemnation of those who try to hide the truth.)
If the volume and viciousness of attacks by the right over Joe Lieberman's public de-pantsing in Connecticut, the cock of crazed conservativism is actually withdrawing into its torso.